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Nothing frustrates me quite like having to hand wash dishes next to a running dishwasher.

If the items are fragile or hand-wash only, that’s on me; I knew what I was getting into when I bought them. But if the items are dishwasher-friendly and I’m only hand-washing them because I didn’t plan well enough – I’m both humbled and embarrassed.

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Nothing frustrates me quite like having to hand wash dishes next to a running dishwasher.