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Every time I order coffee at a restaurant, I fear the waitstaff hates me. Several friends who’ve worked as servers have confirmed that this is likely true.

Not sophisticated enough for the bartender, but more complicated than either soda or water, coffee is by far, the highest maintenance drink.

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Every time I order coffee at a restaurant, I fear the waitstaff hates me. Several friends who’ve worked as servers have confirmed that this is likely true.

Not sophisticated enough for the bartender, but more complicated than either soda or water, coffee is by far, the highest maintenance drink.

Episode 02: Every Time I Order Coffee at a Restaurant, I Fear the Waitstaff Hates Me

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